An Octane Fitness Ro.
Monday August 10th, it arrived from Amazon, weighing in at ~150lbs, I unpacked it on the living room floor and hiked the parts up to its permanent location in my home studio/gym. After an hour of putting it together, great instructions BTW, my journey begins. 
These things are hard to find, especially locally. Amazon had it, and delivered promptly.
So far I’ve used it for two days, and frankly.. it’s kicking my butt. 🙂